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There's no reason for you to treat me this way. You're killing me! You're killing me with the way you act towards me. All I want is her fucking number and that should be goddamn good enough for you! Now gimme the fucking number! You fucking hear me? I'm sick of this fucking shit! Don't fucking treat me this way and give me the fucking number! I'll fucking kill you, you want that?

Even at a computer in a lab somewhere not in my apartment, no work wants to be done.

What'd you guys do last night?
Nothing, we just talked.
Oh, right, you just talked. I remember you telling me that.

The last post makes as much sense as you trying to make sense of an obviously nonsensical post. Siamese twins? Christ, where does that shit come up?

I think my English teacher told me, "What about your glasses? I don't think they allow you to fly if you need glasses." You always hear English teachers telling their students that they'd never amount to anything especially at being a writer, then those students go on to become famous, successful writers (and definitely not English teacher). My English teacher never told me I'd never be a writer, but she did turn me away from my dream, and just to spite her, I turned to face a different dream. I found a camera lens staring back.
I was wondering if I could do this for extra credit. You know, I think I've done more than anybody else in the class, and what I'm about to do is arguably outside the calls of my duty and I am doing it for my own self-advancement. I do not demand that the proceeding actions be counted extra into my final grade, but I do hope the effort I am putting with a pull or a prod from you does not go unnoticed and unappreciated.
Ils me manquent. Don't get me wrong, it neither represents one person nor does it necessarily represent more than one. I believe it is an all-purpose declaration of melancholy, just as if I were to unwrap the bandages and finger the stitches left by my recently removed Siamese twin (I use the non-P.C. term, and I think I'm allowed, having been a previous member of the affected minority).

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